Saturday, September 12, 2009

How to win a Mr. Cutie... it had to come to this.

hello, you all need help, so I am volunteering (:

if you don't know that Mr. Cutie is giving shit away, go check it out...

I have seen many entries and shook my head at them, you all don't know a Mr. Cutie like I know a Mr. Cutie, and no, I am not going to tell you what to do... but it has sadly come to the point where I must say something...

does your husband like Rob? Edward? Twilight? No, you say? well that's funny... because NEITHER DOES MR. CUTIE, so stop being naive (:

For your viewing pleasure & assistance here is a small list of things that are not funny:

1. Pocket Edward/Mini Mr. Cullen/My Mr. Cullen/ anything you call your damn Edward doll
*whispers* the only thing that would be funny about this is if he were to be in a compromising position...

2. "big" funny, like Jay Leno, he isn't funny...

3. Anything that Mr. Cutie has already seen & laughed at, that first laugh was all he needed, not funny anymore... be original bitches.

4. most likely anything YOU twi-women think is funny, probably isn't... so go swap your brain for a bad ass brain for the day& you might have a chance of winning this contest.

Here is a small list of things that are funny:

1. Nudity... who doesn't laugh at balls? But you must be careful because this could get real unfunny real fast.

2. Me... yes Memory_Jean, I am effing hilarious.

3. Neil Patrick Harris and or Zombies eating brains

4. Mooninites

those last two may cause you to think... GOOD!!! Be creative!!!

if you need any more help feel free to DM me on twitter... I may or may not be able to help you out... depends on what kind of mood I am in.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Save Us All...

My interweb is FINALLY turned back on at my house!!
So... I can totally comment blogs now& even post my own random crap on here too! So don't be surprised to see that!
No, this will not be a Twilight blog, but YES there will be things about Twilight on here... mostly anything I randomly feel like ranting about, so, yeah, welcome in to my head (:

... beware